Classic sentence choke people!

1: Wages as aunt, once a month, about a week gone

2:. I am proud of my flat chest, my province for the national fabric.

3: Life is like a call, not you hang up, that is, I'll hang.

4: longevity - to keep breathing, do not breathe.

5: Because before too Taoxintaofei, so do the now heartless.

6: Do not ghost story at night, because people want to hear, hear ghosts.

7:. My dear, you must believe I can get, ah, I could not even boat are dizziness, not to mention it is dating another girl?

8: distance produce is not the United States, but a third party.

9:. the generation gap is, you ask Dad: Do you think, Think Dad said: do not drink ~~~~

10: Do not call me Otaku, please call me at home lock closed; please do not call me home woman, please call me Marie Curie

11:. summer is not good, poor northwest wind when I did not even have to drink ... ...

12:. I drink only drink pure water, milk, drink milk, so I simply ......

13: men's hands are not used for laundry, but to embrace a woman.
14: Everybody says that I am obedient, I just listen to his words ...

15: the difference between human and pig is: Pig has been a pig, but sometimes not the people!

16: Grandpa said: Jay monk must be a good monk, as he read the classics is good listening ... ...

17: Fifty Cent and fifty cents is the happiest because they make up a piece

18:. Perhaps one day, when you put on wedding, I have put on a robe.

19: Brushing is a bittersweet thing, because in one hand and a cup in one hand and wash with.

20:. go its own way, so that cats and dogs that go

21:. That, you say you hate me, I laugh, laugh piercing.

22: original, love never left, but I remember that you forgot.

23: The so-called love, then, that some of you do not even believe it, but want them to believe

1. and I do not love, hypocrisy. We two have the ability to marry.
2. you have betrayed your rival and who also fall into the river, and they can not swim, you choose to go disco or KTV?
3.love your mother who who ... ...
4. Do not put anything wrong to do the dirty water are poured into his body, but also keep flushing the toilet sister does.
5. News Network cattle X is that even if you have been changing, but also read a full news.


6. the two of you whom do the whole face that. . I owe you a loan or how to expire.


7. God is not your little raccoon, not to play your sport.






8. Life is too short to be sexy.
9. not all look coquettish beauty are the bitch, there may be a salesman.
10. I do not clean your room, my room is chaotic beauty.

11. the law: men 23 years of age to get married, but 18-year-old can be a soldier. This shows that the three questions: First, kill her husband than done easily; the second is difficult to live than to fight; third, more formidable enemy than a woman.
12. sister is not customer service, you do not have the right to ask sister answer to that answer that.
13. other people's money is my worldly possessions.
14. after you were born is to be thrown up three times, but has only been caught twice?
15. Some people do mask, good-looking-than-life more.

16. you are familiar with it? Nothing to play a video, you when you home TV, ah, one click on the person.
17. to get involved, do not see those as much as possible.
18. Zhang insole face, do not blame people tread.
19. silly B of the fighter, slut in the VIP.
20. cow dung, cow dung, after all, on Steam, it will not become the meat and potatoes.

21. Get out of here, non-stop rolling ... ...
22. a fierce look at you much, you look closely,journal, not as a fierce look.
23. you are the best example of failed abortion!
24. want to mistress not your fault, can come to study at the University is your right! !
25. temperament to be a rogue, be a good taste of predators, there is knowledge to be illiterate!

26. You ask what the most beautiful male toad, his answer must be a female toad. No doubt his appreciation, but in which the environment is different.
27. Some things do not argue, the surface subject, secretly resistance.
28. yesterday picking up a mouse pad, like with computers, we still missing something that Shane?
29. hit you hit you have to pick the day?
30. I really envy you so young to know me.

31. the courage to admit, determined not to change.
32. you crawl on the ground looking up someone else, you can not blame people to stand straight overlooking you.
33. soul sexy, sexy is the real bones.
34. comrades not work, still have a successful revolution.
35. too sensible person would miss the opportunity to go astray, and bring along the wrong view.

36. Who is still in there waiting for you after the passage of time?
37. to quit smoking, going to bed early, good death.
38. either beat you, long ago fell out with you.
39. new social evil, ah, why you had not arranged marriages?
40. destroyed and who is not destroyed, destroy and who is not off.

41. No I do not make your bed, mainly my nostalgia is like slept in bed before going to bed one day. Non-forced me to this lifestyle issues rise up to personal accomplishment.
42. from the simple to the indifference is what tired?
43. tears exist to prove that grief is not a hallucination.
44. I really do not want to use the toes despise you. However, you force me to do!
45. hate to hear

46. eventually be personally injured, will learn clever ...
47. invisible things of course terrible, but people are not more frightening?
48. Some disappointment is inevitable, but most of the disappointment, because you overestimate their own.
49. do not say a lot of things stuck on and between said between hypocritical.
50. This world, this would really scarce, but the frugal.

51. care about people do not understand, understand people do not care.
52. promise not believe the enemy I live; promise promise not light, so I live people.
53. a man to cry, because he really loved; a woman cry, because she really gave up.
54. surrounded by too many injuries, I hope one day woke up this morning, there is only one person, quiet dead ...
55. Some of the problem is not the final answer is the answer, some things are not The result is that the best results.

56. the world has three kinds of people: First, conscience is a dog eat people, the second is the conscience of people not being dogs, three of conscience even the dogs do not eat people.
57. a woman's tears is the most useless of the liquid, but you make a woman cry and that you are useless.
58. one they begin, mountains and rivers; an idea off, gloomy.
59. I am convinced that there will be a man is by my torture came to this world.
60. heart does not move, no pain.

61. say love me, first learn and be my friend.
63. hate, and sometimes misuse the power of love.
64. lies and oath of the difference is that one is really listening to people, and one is that the people who take it seriously.
65. Wolf-line world, meat; dog-line world, eat shit.

66. the opposite of love is not love but have not loved.
67. I do not call you because I do not want to compliment you, you know?
68. wake up, the days are dark ...
69. even David Beckham do not know what qualifications you Ah I would dare to talk about basketball!
70. a man with a toothbrush - I do not share with others!

71. future husband to marry monk to do, to play on and play, not play put him eat.
72. people are not afraid of death, but fear not know how to live!
73. I can not make everyone happy, because not all people are human!
74. I only care I care about you, not in this range!
75. you think you are redundant, in fact it ... you really are superfluous!

76. do not love me, let me ...
77. he love you, is honest mistake, do not easily moved.
78. and then also stand a better forgotten, and then sad, but time has arrived.
79. Fortunately, love is not everything, but fortunately all is not love.
80. men lie, is to make yourself feel better; woman lying, is to make each other better.

81. let a woman have in mind the feelings, so that men have in mind the feeling.
82. feelings of precipitation over time, feeling as time away ...
83. who can understand who's in love, who can understand who's left ...
84. may seem to be about is, however, not necessarily.
85. In addition to change, without exception.

86. a person, treat yourself; two people, treat each other.
87. the earth is in motion, a person will not always in a bad position.
88. oath is just a temporary slip of the tongue.
89. even then want to cry, but also a smile to say: your uncle!
90. Life is like a play, thanks to the acting.

91. Believe it or not I slap you shoot a wall, do not want to pull all pull down.
92. like smoking because it can damage the lungs, but not sad.
93. no one look down on you, because people simply do not see you, we are busy.
94. rather deeply sad, do not want happy superficial.
95. I wish I could like a baby so forgetful and ruthless ...

96. and they have malicious people tear up. People tear up, have a close friend.
97. is now very painful, so look back over time around, you will find in fact that things are not.
98. thing of the past can not forget, but it must be put down.
99. never to betray their friends had betrayed a second chance.
100. you do not have so many viewers, do not be so tired.

101. slut is a slut, economic crisis, but also you can not!
102. and you laugh with people, you might forget him, but who cried with you, but you will never forget.
103. if in the wrong direction, to stop that progress.
104. you'll cry, do not represent true compassion; I will smile, does not mean all is well.
105. doomed to end in fact a long time ago, but we live in accordance with the fate of the script.

106. I have schizophrenia has been cured, and now me and my very good.
107. hypocrisy suddenly sincere thanks, gratitude lies self-fulfilling prophecy.
108. miss in a lonely moment, nothing. However, if the time missed in the excitement, but also different.
109. I have you, think of the sad.
110. There is no unfinished thing, only dead heart.

111. is not necessarily something I am stronger than others, but I was silent for some more thoroughly than others. Not necessarily more painful than others, some of you, but you express some more exciting.
112. we have a different mask, playing different roles, different interpretation of experience, but have the same sorrow.
113. These days, it was busy, single, was a busy end of the single.
114. happy to laugh, happy to not smile back later.
115. traveling, than ten thousand books; thousand books, as reading countless people; reading countless people, as that teacher directions.

116. only for Love of a woman, not infatuated man.
117. I call a low-key here, I have no time to participate in your past, your future I do not want to participate in the killing.
118. my eyes this out, because of you blind! ! !
119. the world's great corner there is love, I go, you are free!
120. a person is willing to make you sad, they do not care if you cry. So I quickly put away the tears that humble, wash your face and brush teeth, go to the doing of town ...

121. If you are my food, I'm sorry, I do not want a bite recently. Moreover, you are not my food ...
122. This week, two on the next rain, the first three days, the second four days ...
123. We have been looking, looking , that we have the outcome.
124. hold your hand, eyes closed, I will not go lost.
125. What is happiness? Is to cover up their grief for everyone smile.

126. happiness and well-being so similar, but happiness is happiness?
127. The first sentence errors, the hypothesis fails.
128. does not love a man in front of your tears, it is an insult to yourself.
129. Letter to all parents: Please do not call their child is
130. a move to go, did not move the dead.

131. love or be loved, as love.
132. When a woman looking at the sky, she did not want to look for. She was just lonely ...
133. It is said, the fart is the crew, and talk and fart, are just one breath.
134. some people love, just a If the other party wrong to love this feeling as long-term, is itself naive.
135. If you can not forget him, do not forget the good. Really forget that it was not hard.

136. If we can not be together, so that we do not fate. Since there is no fate, can not be together then have nothing to regret.
137. How to know the ways of the world rather than sophisticated.
138. Let's psychological suffering, not the thing itself, but what we think and the things around this tale.
139. treasure to have, not to give up, why not?
140. joy as short as fireworks, feeling as fragile as glass.

141. I want is to eat instant noodles, soup can with humility.
142. do not have to love love is a self-flagellation; there is love and not love, is a self-mutilation.
143. see other people dislike, their own lack of moral cultivation.
144. a woman of taste, what is the taste of her side stood a man.
145. a woman's life into one of the most successful thing is choose a right man.

146. see through time, pretending not to see through.
147. swallowed resolutely not spit it out, so think carefully before eating. Love is.
148. can not agree, but to learn to respect.
149. I do not pot, you'd have a pot to stew!
150. you do not do harm to society is to contribute!

151. to play you should! Do not hit you sad!
152. as are water, put the purity of your mother ah!
153. history, only the names are true; novel, only the names are fake.
154. or forbearance, or cruel.
155. Do not talk to sister asking questions, baidu understand more than the sister, there are problems to find him!

156. the men go home early, telling stories to my wife to listen to; late to go home man, stories to listen to his wife.
157. you are so linked to bovine B Why did not you Tiananmen photo ah?
158. to stop blaming your pots so you know know what is vegetable!
159. I put it into the pan, you can squeeze the oil to!
160. an educated fool is a terrible fool ah!

161. you, I do not believe even the punctuation.
162.hey, to ask, your coffin is a clamshell or slider?
163.qq online higher the rate, that this man more lonely.
164. a man of strength, that is, you pocket the yuan.
165. think about it in kindergarten with a good mix.

166. the dream is not achieved because not enough reality.
167. If my life is a movie, you are the pop up ads.
168. How can I play with you empty, ah, like me, the big, early schedule this year are booked, I have many, many movies, television and advertising to see ah.
169. I said the brother, I'm not Caochuan, you do not need to always go cheap here, I recklessly!
170. two people after breaking up completely, either in each other text messages sent every year to send birthday wishes to prove: although you see we two parted, but I remember you even remember your birthday. Dog feces is not necessary to act, you people when the martyrs cemetery?

171. a pair of light long enough that the eyes of the United States, the key is you have to find that their eyes must be ugly.
172. love into marriage, nothing more than slowly put into the experience, which may also not be expected to bear mixed.
173. What are the prices that people are increasingly cheap ...
174. you had in my heart, then you slowly ran my stomach, and then later I put you to digest You ran my large intestine, and finally you become a fart, then I'll put you, you ass I hold you, do not remain in the intestines slowly recollection fails? !
175. we can brave face - the people you love do not love you; but no one able to face - a long, long time people who love you and walked away.

176. how many people have a lifetime commitment to love one another to act out?
177. rumors of bad men to women sanitary napkin will do next life.
178. not often in youth, pay close attention to love.
179. a lifetime of success failed to see the memorial service.
180. if you go first, do not blame me when it turned back to you also.

181. can not find my favorite umbrella, I prefer the rain.
182. No one held my hand, I - hides his pocket.
183. life is not the most important location, but the move direction. Is also a B, you can become all the way north NB, crashed through the wall Do not look back, it can only be a SB.
184. empty head does not matter, the key is not to water.
185. life is chess, I am willing to death, although the action slow, but who have seen me take a step back.

186. shrimp, red date, when is it compassion.
187. friends and the only difference is that Assassin: Assassin stabbed in the back of your knife, your back pain and said, ah, do you? ---- You friends knife stabbed in the back, surprised that you look back, ah, you!
188. China's two major characteristics: does not love to tell the truth, do not want to hear the truth.
189. sentimental results: the feminization of men, women, aunt of.
190. like every drop of wine grapes can not return the original, I can not go young.

191. Life is sweet, food and drink have a computer.
192. In ancient times, we do not talk messages are not network blocked the road not across the ocean, if I want you to go five miles on the road crosses two mountain to hold your hand.
193. that you do not know, is doomed.
194. estrus and unfeeling of me how you face the melodramatic world.
195. From then on if you want him to forget you, then you always look to you to see him; and if you want him to forget from you, then look to see him a subversive.

196. I am not a fortune-telling on the bridge, not so much chatter you hear nibbling.
197. comparative study, wine and the sky ... sky, said: roll your mother, I am so busy, how have time for you to look up weather to go!
198. Tiechu to ground into a needle, but only Mu Chu ground into toothpicks. Material does not, more effort is useless.
199. Touxing when a man second only to Einstein's IQ!
200. Some people say that a baby will not dysmenorrhea, and then give birth to a bar!

201. men will maintain the interest of time, usually proportional to the time struggling with the prey, the sooner surrendered, out of favor earlier.
202. and then also stand a better forgotten, and then sad, but time has arrived.
203.Miss somebody I lost.Forget somebody I miss ...
204. Fortunately, love is not everything, but fortunately all is not love ...
205. young, because of who we love, or because dance with the field because of loneliness;
vicissitudes, we ever have any reasons for his rather lonely strangers.

206. Since the two prostitutes claiming to be graduates of a prestigious university, I now generally claimed to illiteracy.
207. man who is bored ah, the nose can be used to play bubble will be.
208. recent poor mad money to buy a pie to eat, but to eating bread. Want to eat pie, and put the film flat bread, eat noodles, and bread on the comb to comb a few.
209. in the workplace should be like Conan, as there is a I let other people die they go where the dice.
210. the wrong, or the meter on the meter, anyway, will the.

211. love is infinitely good, just hanging early.
212. afraid will be more sad than you had to pretend indifference.
213. this world there are two I, a pretend happy, a really sad.
214.'s good for me with you Get out of my life.
215. how would suddenly want to cry? Do I have some small sadness into a river upstream.

216. I do not ask for, does not mean I do not care what.
217. a weighed me very happy, not happy when I eat something.
218. I wish you lonely, and long life.
219. When I try to improve self-cultivation, when there are always some people just like to serve as cannon fodder ... I ran I had another point of view, give you your heart!
220. no amount of

221.9 roses is a long, long, or 99 roses, not that 99 is a relative luxury long chant ...
222. there is such a person, you send text messages to him, he will immediately return to you, day or night. There is such a person, you ask him, he will hear you say, you do not want to care for him, he would no longer send text messages to bother you. He is 10086 ...
223. Penguin Penguin GG and MM to date, has not to date MM Penguin site, Penguin GG has been in the left look right look left ... look right to see ... left to see, right look ... see the penguin came after the Penguins MM GG this way, anger! A slap in the face call in the past scolded:
225. boyfriend said he got a job in Thailand, called me at home to work and do not go to Thailand.

226. If you hate a man, put him into a woman beat Li Yuchun, the upper body so that he can not enjoy the happiness, if you hate a woman, put her into the men beat Li Yuchun, she can not enjoy lower body happy.
227. who can be like my feelings on the yuan as the firm ...... ah?
228. your mother must be full of anxiety when, absent-minded, so illegible ...
229. you do not always like depressed with a look of constipation!
230. more than love is crazy people - romance.

231. clearly is the temperament of the son of township cadres also partial loading wealthy city.
232. no one under the steps to you, or your own chair to move it.
233. there are retaliatory rebound after the stock market crash it, I occasionally do the next outrageous things, to express their discontent, nothing wrong, right?
234. shake off those young eyes, a few pairs left after ten years?
235. not have a boyfriend who every night is a time ...

236. ears do not hear the window, bent soap opera look.
237. wake up, the days are dark ...
238. as long as you want, as long as I have.
239. a good memory, or too concerned about the reason?
240. you this special kind of people, especially when I'm sorry people ...

241. there is no umbrella of the child must work hard to run.
242. If the mind does not like the sea, how can the sea as the cause.
243. only the first one I, who do not do the second.
244. slim gentleman, seeking a good lady.
245. Experts suggest that not more than 24 hours of sleep a day, there's almost on the line, they should not too.

246. If you believe in fate, then the chance is all destined; If you do not believe in life, then all are doomed to chance.