Super classic! !The first:
call before going to bed.
him: I could not sleep.
me: thinking?
him: Because you are not me.
me: you can now sleep peacefully, the ... ...
second:
on a Friday morning, just woke up in bed, text chat, suddenly come to a girlfriend! Silly head off ... ... this time to see where the smoke of one thing: I do not brush teeth too! Then talked about now, three years ~
third:
he himself drunk, and I pulled him on the TAXI, asked him where his home drunk silent installation, the results had onto my house, threw him to the bed. I lay on the couch watched TV all night, until dawn ran into the room and saw that the position he was last night, estimated true drunk. I decided not wronged ourselves, Pingsha girls sleep sofa, ah, I climbed into bed lying on his side ready to make up sleep on the ground. Ear across the mattress can actually hear his heart beat like thunder, this kid actually Zhuangshui!
fourth:
secondary school students, he was squad leader. San Huofan graduation when he took to eat the microphone to say a bunch of polite nonsense, and then the left hand he pulled a pull me in, in front of the students face the teacher said, hate him, confused agreed.
Zhesi had told me several days, pulling the wrong person to pull another MM (I and his co-friends), but will I be responsible. Business There I was, and he just does not happen. Now married 3 months.
fifth:
asked a few times a year: Let me take care of how are you? Question to 5 years, it could not carry, the message back to the: good. He immediately told to the world to inform nearly all the old classmates.
result I laughed at most of the night received numerous messages: two older teens love to play, the nerve to come to dazzle!
sixth:
has always been good friends for a year I very much fear to face the crisis of work, so text messages with him complained, and finally asked: If I did not work, okay with you Cengfan ? He immediately called me and did not expect: porridge right? I said: OK. Now then ... ...
N years of marriage.
seventh:
carried away playing the game they play, double play, lightning, using a computer.
name of the name stood playing I was very into play, probably tired of sitting for a long time.
eighth:
the most impressive is this: I have a cold, and he took me to sit spinning windmill, windmill fast enough, but to go to the highest point, he came to suffer for me said: Then there is a gathering of students left after the QQ, then chat on the Internet. Him: how do you not find a boyfriend? Me: ... ... him: What kind of guy you like? I: pleasing to the eye on the line as long as I do. Him: that I dislike it? I: very pleasing to the eye (of course, the answer is simply very pleasing to the eye problem, so deep thought) him: it would be my girlfriend! Me: ... ... him: half an hour later your home, you come out.
half an hour later he turned up to my house downstairs, saw then was grabbed by the wall kiss. I was totally kept out to stare at him blankly, like on a ~~~~~~~~
tenth:
We originally co-workers. A sub-unit meeting, just that time I am sad a lot to drink, drunk, and he lived near me, send me back to the way I said to him: so tired, simply marry forget. Then he said: I immediately said yes! Then he sent me back home, at the door say you are drunk, so then answer me awake. The next day he was in the upstairs office send a text message: , and then later I became his wife!
Eleventh:
Male: I would like to find a wife who loves me, I love to do to find a lover, you are willing to do part-time ?
female :......( shy)
M: do not speak with body language also, nodding agreement, shaking his head does not object, not shaking his head does not nod is the default.
female :·#¥% ... ... -* (stunned, then runaway)
M: by default it?
women: how do I know you are such a guy? (Furious, finally agreed to) (Oh ~ see the sweetness of the amount of ...)
twelfth:
A: I was bf ... the same high school but do not work together after the accident, one day I have a sore throat, eat ice shock, he: a sore throat and not the. I: control me! Him: you have to me. . . I:. . . He sent me on the way home, chatting about their popular as a child he early ~ I coax him, and how no good. After me: Why do not you, right then he had me (.) . . Almost 3 years with a person like a good ~ ~ (that you are very active ha ~)
thirteenth:
he and I are alumni of 12 years ago! Actually do not know! Oh ... was there in high school alumni met. He has a graduate school. My junior year. . . two Pentium III who
meal feelings. About the holiday home to eat spicy mix. Chats a month more than 600 pages. . . If both of tuberculosis. . .
made the day he suddenly sent a message that you KO the
was missing from the night o (∩ _ ∩) o. ..)
XIV a:
my students pursue their class girls,9544.org, that girls do not agree, saying: (2nd floor) results, fracture, hospital stay for a month. It has become. (This ... full of strong !!!)< br>
fifteenth:
He taught me mathematics, let me back formula, back wrong, subject to punishment, and then my first kiss was taken away ... the first time that kissing should tongue into her mouth ... someone else (a simple baby ah ~(*^__^*) hee hee ... but still ... very happy ah !!!)< br>
sixteenth:
her: do me a favor right?
him: What Manga help?
her: help me get my hands, please?
him: ah.
so ... (on a word ~ strong !!!)< br>
seventeenth:
M: Do you know who your favorite station Even in the hands can not pull in front of more pain?
Female: (ah ).....
really pitiful and then stretched in the past ......
after January ~ M: Do you know who can pull the hand of their favorite can not kiss her more pain?
Female: (really a bit pathetic ah )........
then kissed
finally together now for two years (to the !!!)< br>
eighteenth:
entrance after graduation, he invited me to eat cold him: cool it? Me: cool! He: I'll give you Wu Wu! He hugged me a strong kiss ~ up to now have two and a half.
nineteenth:
and his classmates for four years, has been very iron man, was my birthday, he said he'd send me a birthday present, So to kiss me !!!!!! He also said that before Mom and Dad birthday wishes are made this way! fainted!!!
Second Ten:
we were not together, they left together, I always encountered the dog's poo. I'm going to step on in the moment, he pulled me to one. Pulling on the hand holding the ~ now meet again, he looked at me and stepped up, and then laugh ...
twenty-one: < br> every time he deliberately wore out very little, Ningxia, this dead weather, chill now and then she said, give me hands warm! ! ! Now or so, what kind of future do not know ~
twenty-two:
my version (boyfriend is a good student, I learned relatively bad , at our table)
him: to learn! ! !
me: Why?
him: I would like you went to college ~
me: Why?
him: I want to be with you ~
me: Why?
him: I like your
our good 5 years, and in the same city for college.
twenty-three:
My message: small ribs
my girlfriend did not return to her silent for a long time
I continue to: Say it, or it kill you!
her back: - - # good
twenty-four:
(estimated to the man The always called her his wife ~) N times in the first time, I answered him: do you roll your acridine's wife, you fucking alien ah!
2 hours later he asked me: my wife today, we eat?
I syncope (haha ~)
twenty-five:
think of me is: a Saturday night, the first time he went out to dinner shopping , then as ordinary students.
dinner, he drank a glass of beer. Then have to send me home.
home downstairs, the door to ask me: a:
him: like a good thing?
me: I try to think of ...
him: the line on the line, not the other way, then I think about ...
me: ... you do not want it!
twenty-seven:
her: you that running so powerful. Or accept me as your disciple!
Him: you stupid, or forget it. You do my wife received almost ~
twenty-eight:
We are high school students. Examination over, he drove for a boy to my house every day, to help him get me. Start the car with three men, and I, there is another man's girlfriend. Begins to play with us, then, do not know how, fewer and fewer people in the car, and I finally left him. Later in the square, he always sat near me, and then suddenly told me: Be my girlfriend! I was silent, and then he kissed me ... good to almost 3 years now ~ ~
twenty-nine:
< br> send text messages that day until 2 am
I said: I am a bit like you
:......
she said to me: or forget, I'm not old than I can stay up all night wife ..
her: In fact, the afternoon I slept 3 hours in the evening nap ..
not said to me: my wife, we dine with me tomorrow morning
her: in addition to milk fritters, whatever ....
has come now ....
fact, two people together is the greatest happiness da
do not always care about the little things
feelings within the sample, there will be no matter how small crack da
hope love will find a < br>
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